Thats right you wankers..... we are attempting the unimaginable and bringing together all kinds of crazies. We had so much fun this last year we decided to do it again....CGH3 REDNECKs believe we can improve on last years event. So we are doing it again with IMPROVEMENTS!
We find that starting this yearly tradition with Clarksville Governators H3 a great place because we are truly the only kennel in Tennessee and Kentucky who claim both states as their kennel area. CGH3 started from two hashes one being from Clarksville, TN and the other on FT. Campbell, KY. We have kept the traditions of both TN and KY kennels when we reserected. So with that info here we stand on the threshold of an AMAZING HASHING HISTORICAL EVENT!!! So we ask ALL YOU WANKERS TO GET YOUR BUTTS REGO'D and CUM JOIN IN THE DEBOUCHERY OF THE 5th ANAL TN/KY INNERHASH!!!!
The THEME for the Innerhash is "We Go Together Like Moonshine and Mason Jars". As we all know Kentucky and Tennessee are known for their illegal production of the best spirit the US ever produced..... MOONSHINE aka WHITE LIGHTNING. We plan to make full use of this fact and may just have a small token for everyone to enjoy as we revisit the time honored history of our two states!!!! Not only will we make full use of what one can taste but can also hear in the deep musical heritage of our two states with LIVE ENTERTAINMENT!!!!! OHHH did I mention we will also have ALL THE BEER THAN ANY ONE WANKER CAN EVERY EXPECT TO DRINK!!!!!
We will kick this event off with BEER, and SPIRITS. Then not stop until Sunday when we tell you wankers to get the "F" out.... 4 Hashes, Beer Olympics for the coveted KY/TN INNERHASH BEER TROPHY, Not to mention Meals, Gimmies (which will be worth the cost of REGO alone).
VENUE: ADDRESS TO VENUE 1575 OGBURN CHAPEL ROAD CLARKSVILLE, TN!!!! The venue for this event will be hosted in Clarksville, TN on the outskirt. The owners have hosted events for many local schools, organizations and private parties. We are far enough away that we have miles of woods, and land that you are guaranteed the ability to be as loud, wild and crazy as your heart desires but close enough that if you need to get to a store or hospital (hope not)..... that you can do so within 10-20min at max. THIS IS A CAMP GROUND AREA!!!! NO HOTEL, NO MOMMA OR PAPPY CATERING B&B SERVICE!!!
COST: So lets get down to business..... cost is $100.00 USD. YES, same price as last year but then you get a lot for this price and it also assures us that this event will continue to be put on with quality stuff. Lets be honest its hard to find a high quality Innerhash for this amount and didnt leave you hungry or wondering where did the $$$ go. Our aim is simple keep the sponsoring hash outta the red but give as much of the $$$ back to the attending wankers in food, gimmies, and entertainment as possible.
GIMMIES ARE ONLY PROMISED TO THE 1st 100 PAID AND REGO'd HASHERS.
NUMBER OF SLOTS AVAILABLE: 100 no more. Paid wankers will be the only guarantee.
VEHICLES WILL BE ALLOWED IN THE CAMPGROUNDS AFTER REGO.
*****ALL EXTRA MONEY RAISED AND NOT USED WILL BE PASSED ON TO SPONSORING KENNEL FOR 2019****
ON-ON and Happy Beer Drinking,
SO YOU ASKED WHAT WAS LAST YEAR LIKE???? Well here you go a few HASH FLASH PICS from Last years event...KEEP IN MIND these are only the ones we can show....FLOATED 15KEGS and numerous bottles of Alcohol. Not shabby with 110 Hashers.